Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't shower?
And neither, apparently, does any famous person?
A few weeks ago I was minding my own business, scrolling on Twitter and drinking the fifth of what would turn out to be seven cups of iced coffee when out of nowhere I come across a quote so insane, so bizarre, I was rattled to my very core.
The quote came from my favorite slightly unhinged Jewish prince, Jake “I love whipped cream cheese” Gyllenhaal.
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